A Secret I’ve Been Meaning to Tell You Guys…

I’m not actually Krizzlybear…

I’m actually…

ONYXIA!!!!!!

YES I AM THE BROODMOTHER OF THE BLACK DRAGONFLIGHT!  I TOOK ON THE PERSONA OF AN EVERYDAY BLOGGER NAMED KRIZZLYBEAR AND GAINED YOUR TRUST.  NOW THAT I HAVE YOU EATING OUT OF MY CLAWS, IT IS THE PERFECT TIME FOR ME TO STRIKE!  PATHETIC HUMANS!  THINK YOU CAN BEST ME IN THE FIELD OF BATTLE?  COME VISIT MY LAIR IN PATCH 3.2.2….

IF YOU DARE!

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32 thoughts on “A Secret I’ve Been Meaning to Tell You Guys…

  1. Today seems to be the day for reveals, so I’ll do mine too.

    I AM THE DREAD PIRATE ROBERTS! THERE WILL BE NO SURVIVORS!.

    (I might also be Ferraro, but that’s a far more complicated subject than I was prepared to handle this early in the day.)

  2. So you decided to start a blog after Varian Wrynn kicked you out of the throne room? I guess that makes a fair amount of sense. It must have been irritating listening to people hanging your head from the city gates while you were standing right there.

    • VARIAN WRYNN IS A FOOL YOU SHOULD KNOW THAT

      WHY DO I EVEN BOTHER TRYING TO GET THROUGH TO YOUR THICK SKULL, YOU’RE AN ARMADILLO FOR DEATHWINGS SAKE

  3. I shall reveal that I am….

    *drum roll*

    HUNGRY!

    (And I need some coffee…)

    Oh, and in regards to the guild invite as you’re turning to the Horde – are you DPS or tank? 😉

    • not sure yet. I’ve got until cataclysm to figure it all out. I’m considering going to an RP server on top of that decision, so it might not even come to pass. Sorry darth, but thanks for the invite anyways! 😄

    • Whaddya mean Ony isn’t for the Horde?!

      I’m going to get 9 of my friends and SMITE YOU!! *shakes fist*

      (and I’m a Troll, mon… I’m no stinkin’ hooman!)

    • WHO IS THIS TOBOLD YOU SPEAK OF? IS HE BUT ANOTHER WARRIOR WHOSE FLESH I CAN FEED TO MY BROOD? SEND HIM TO ME! I SHALL SHOW HIM WHO’S A GREEDY GOBLIN!

  4. Well, considering I and 5 of my closest guildie friends killed you, your brood, and took your stuff, I could understand your frustration. However, in light of new loots for us to plunder, we might bring a larger group and oblige. . .

    • PERHAPS THEY DIDN’T TEACH YOU PROPER SPELLING IN SCHOOL, YOU BIRDBRAIN BUFFOON

      I SHALL DESTROY YOU

  5. Tell your brood to stop picking on my little paladin. I’m going to have to go over there and… wait. You’re fire immune. Poop. Nevermind then!

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