Something really hit home for me from a WoW perspective, and instead of rushing it for a Wednesday release, I want to give this a bit of time for me to calm down and collect my thoughts on a more level-headed basis. So in the meantime, here’s something downright silly, a la gnomeageddon.
So, *drumroll* FitNB’s one and only GoogledFrost (SUE ME GNOMER, I DARE YOU) is none other than…
What? Why is this the NUMBER ONE search term on my website? Why isn’t it Frost? Or Mage? Or maybe Frost Mage? Death Knights, I suppose, is a reasonable search term, but knight by itself? What do these people want?!?!?
If they want knights, I’ll give them knights.
Oh yeah, check that out, it’s Wimzig, in all of his Death Knight Badassery! Parry! Crit! Icy Touch! Crit! HOWLING BLAST!!! ZOMG I AM INVINCIBLE!!
KNIGHTS OF THE OLD REPUBLIC
Holy Cow. Best Game Ever. Gaming has never been the same since. FORCE PUSH! Crit! Lightsaber Fights! DOUBLE CRIT! You don’t need to see our identification! MIND-CRIT ZOMG!!!
Holy crap they announced a sequel! OMG I’m Pre-ordering the sequel! I’m lining up for the sequel! Wait, wtf, THIS is the sequel? /wrists
KNIGHTS OF THE ROUND
Yes, you’re a nice little gold chocobo- HOLY COW WHAT DID I JUST GET? *checks stats* Hellz yeah! You are the best Item ever!
Yo Sephiroth, I got a nice surprise for you! ULTIMATE END!
BAM! 9999! BOOM! 9999! KABOOM! 9999! POW! 9999!…*half an hour later* …9999! Wow, that took long enough. WHAT? YOU’RE NOT DEAD YET?
OMG YOU ARE THE BEST NEW KID ON THE BLOCK EVER!! I EVEN BOUGHT YOUR SOLO ALBUM! *SWOON*