Jimmy Liptonspring: Good evening ladies and gentlemen, and welcome back to the show. Joining me today is Wimzig Wintersprug.
Lipton: We’re now going to do the Bernard Pivotswitch questionnaire. Are you ready?
Wimzig: Ready as ever!
Wimzig: Evaporate. It just sounds so chaotic, destructive, yet controlled and necessary.
Lipton: What is your least favorite word?
Wimzig: I’m serious! It’s not just taurens. But horde in general. When Alliance says it, it’s okay, but still! Think of our feelings!
Lipton: What turns you on creatively, spiritually or emotionally?
Wimzig: Water. It should be obvious to people who already know me, but still, it needs repeating. The wonders of dihydrogen monoxide, its molecular properties, and its cultural importance in the world, it’s just so fascinating. I’m one of few people who are happy when it rains.
Lipton: What turns you off creatively, spiritually or emotionally?
Wimzig: War. Needless violence between ignorant people, I say. Can’t we all just sit down, have a cup of tea and debate the merits of arcane research? Sure, there are a bunch of crazies in the world who are out to get us (damn Troggs come to mind), but when individuals are capable of communication, there needs to be a chance to simply talk, is there not?
Lipton: What sound or noise do you love?
Lipton: Hey you’re pretty good!
Lipton: What sound or noise do you hate?
Lipton: What is your favorite curse word?
Wimzig: Curse of Elements, for sure. When a fellow gnome warlock casts it on a bad guy, I feel so much more powerful!
Lipton: Curse word, Wimzig. Not curse.
Wimzig: Oh? Sorry then!
Lipton: What class other than your own would you like to attempt?
Wimzig: If I weren’t a mage, I would probably try to be a hunter. I am quite fond of animals. Particularly crabs. If they weren’t so tasty, I would probably keep one as a pet. Yep! Hunters are quite good at not eating their pets, I hear.
Lipton: What class would you not like to do?
Wimzig: Priest. There’s just too much dogma that you have to learn and have faith in. I don’t care much about the light, or elune, or whatnot. We gnomes are self-reliant, and get by on our own terms and our own power.
Lipton: If she exists, what would you like to hear Elune say when you first meet her?
Wimzig: Anything really, as long as she doesn’t ask me to make her a table or a portal to Shattrath!
*audience laughs, applauds*