You Better Believe I’m Calling You Out.
Dear Weepinwillow of <The Knights of Legend> from US Blackwater Raiders,
You couldn’t have been any more rude and ignorant. And I’m totally calling you out for it.
Surely, I am willing to give the benefit of the doubt to the rest of your guild, but when you get a group of 4 together and collectively agree to boot me from your group at Scourgelord Tyranus after 3 tries, you are all guilty of association. However, I’m only calling out the asshole who kicks me for accusing me of being a liar and a terrible healer.
Yes I do happen to be a nice person, but only to people who are not complete fuckwit assholes like you. Yes you, Weepinwillow. How dare you tell me that I’m not gearing properly as a Tree. I stack haste. I gem spellpower. I have a snowflake. I HAVE ZERO MANA ISSUES. The only reason why I run out of mana is that not only your dps is insufficient to kill the boss, but you have the audacity to take unnecessary damage. You want me to do my job? OKAY.
4k healing per second, and only 10% overheal to boot. But I apologize. I can only heal so much before I go OoM. forgive me for not stacking mp5 when I have an Ephemeral Snowflake, which provides an equivalent of approximately 140-ish mp5, as well as the Spirit to make up for it. But you should have known that, knowing how resto druids work. In the meantime, Go ahead and make me waste my mana on the main tank as you dps while you’re under overlord’s brand.
Go ahead and NOT kite the boss during unholy power. Go ahead and DO kite the boss away from my healing range and killing yourself. Go ahead and stand in the ice. Go ahead and collectively fail to achieve any higher than 2.1k DPS.
I suppose you called me out on my gear because you’re clearly knowledgeable about gearing your own toon by say, gemming and enchanting spellpower and haste/crit over other less useful stats like spirit. Oh wait, you’re not? You enchanted +10 spirit/reduced threat on your cloak, gemmed +20 spirit to your shoulders, ignored your chest enchant and belt socket, and forgone the penultimate chaotic skyflare diamond for a lackluster +25 spellpower/reduced threat? Oh bummer. I’d forgive you if you glyphed correctly with Stafire, Moonfire and Insect Swarm. Oh wait, you went with Hurricane and Innervate instead? Such a shame, for a moment, I thought you had credibility. I’d be happy to accept that you need threat reduction, what with all the dps you’re doing, all 2.1k of it. In ilvl 219+ gear.
And you know what the worst part of it all is? You and your buddies started out fine, acting welcoming and polite throughout the run. But when you hit a road block where you cannot beat the boss, you blame the healer and insta-boot him with sudden accusations without even giving me a chance to get a word in edgewise. And not only do you accuse me of being a bad healer, but accuse me of LYING about healing HoR? Go grasp at some more straws, boy. Druids are arguably the strongest healers in HoR due to being able to decurse arrows as well as cleanse rogue and hunter poisons. How else could I fucking get an Ephemeral Snowflake?
You are two-faced, rude, and you are not the hot shit that you think you are. I surely hope your next healer will put up with your bullshit and have the heart to carry you through the rest of the instance the same why I did for the first part. Perhaps he will anyway, because you’ll treat him or her with the same false politeness as you did me, then treat him like trash as well as soon as your lack of DPS on boss fights takes a toll on his mana.
And thank you for not giving me a chance to explain myself to you guys, or even explain your own ignorance of tactics for this fight. It just gives me the chance to call you out elsewhere for being the first group of idiots to kick a healer for carrying you guys through the whole fucking instance.
Go die in a fire. Oh wait, nevermind; you were standing in it the entire time. /facepalm.
Leyola Swiftwillow, US Winterhoof
P.S. I can so heal HoR.