Can’t Beat My Epic Mace
January 4, 2010 
In 2010, I resolve to write more wow parodies, since they’re always so fun. I also even resolve to record a few of them. Here’s one that’s based on Lady Gaga’s “Poker Face.”
EDIT: NOW WITH AUDIO!
“Epic Mace,” by Krizzlybear
Mum mum mum mah
Mum mum mum mah
Mum mum mum mah
Mum mum mum mah
I wanna raid em’ like they do in the old days
Stun em’ sheep em’ sap em’ kite em’ mind control with me
Cast rejuvenation on the pally as she starts
And after she’s been healed I’ll be the one to heal her heart
Oh, oh, oh, oh, ohhhh, ohh-oh-e-ohh-oh-oh
I’ll cast some HoTs, while she tanks the boss
Oh, oh, oh, oh, ohhhh, ohh-oh-e-ohh-oh-oh,
I’ll cast some HoTs, while she tanks the boss
Can’t beat my, Can’t beat my
Can’t beat my roll on that epic mace
(He just rolled 100)
Can’t beat my, Can’t beat my
Can’t beat my roll on that epic mace
(He just rolled 100)
Ep-ep-ep-epic mace, ep-ep-epic mace
(Mum mum mum mah)
Ep-ep-ep-epic mace, ep-ep-epic mace
(Mum mum mum mah)
I wanna pug with her a leet pair we will be
Try a random dungeon and we’re queued up instantly
Grouped up with a huntard who still needs to fix his gun
‘Cuz baby when we pug, if we don’t wipe, it isn’t fun
Oh, oh, oh, oh, ohhhh, ohh-oh-e-ohh-oh-oh
I’ll cast some HoTs, while she tanks the boss
Oh, oh, oh, oh, ohhhh, ohh-oh-e-ohh-oh-oh,
I’ll cast some HoTs, while she tanks the boss
Can’t beat my, Can’t beat my
Can’t beat my roll on that epic mace
(He just rolled 100)
Can’t beat my, Can’t beat my
Can’t beat my roll on that epic mace
(He just rolled 100)
Ep-ep-ep-epic mace, ep-ep-epic mace
(Mum mum mum mah)
Ep-ep-ep-epic mace, ep-ep-epic mace
(Mum mum mum mah)
I won’t tell you that you’re laggin’
but i’m braggin
Cause they’re spankin’ while you’re tanking
I’m not lying I’m just HoTing with my sick heal-botting
Just like a ninja troll on trade chat
steal your mount and then I transfer out
I promise this, promise this
Check my arm’ry I don’t exist
Can’t beat my, Can’t beat my
Can’t beat my roll on that epic mace
(He just rolled 100)
Can’t beat my, Can’t beat my
Can’t beat my roll on that epic mace
(He just rolled 100)
Can’t beat my, Can’t beat my
Can’t beat my roll on that epic mace
(He just rolled 100)
Can’t beat my, Can’t beat my
Can’t beat my roll on that epic mace
(He just rolled 100)
Can’t beat my, Can’t beat my
Can’t beat my roll on that epic mace
(He just rolled 100)
Can’t beat my, Can’t beat my
Can’t beat my roll on that epic mace
(He just rolled 100)
Ep-ep-ep-epic mace, ep-ep-epic mace
(Mum mum mum mah)
Ep-ep-ep-epic mace, ep-ep-epic mace
(Mum mum mum mah)
Ep-ep-ep-epic mace, ep-ep-epic mace
(Mum mum mum mah)
Ep-ep-ep-epic mace, ep-ep-epic mace
(Mum mum mum mah)
Ep-ep-ep-epic mace, ep-ep-epic mace
(Mum mum mum mah)
Ep-ep-ep-epic mace, ep-ep-epic mace
(Mum mum mum mah)
Hehehe, this is awesome
stay tuned. recording coming up soon, hopefully!
THE RECORDING IS UPLOADED ON YOUTUBE AND INSERTED INTO THIS POST. ENJOY.
Don’t have access to YouTube at work! *epic tears*
Seeing as I avoid Lady Gaga like the plague, I don’t actually know this song. But I like the lyrics!
That was awesome! Headed to youtube to favorite it and add it to my wow music playlist.
lmao – this was great
I think we should try to collaborate on a parody sometime this year b/c I love doing them too!
Favorited. Love it.
Wow.. much <3 woooo!
Megan? Megan, is that you?
Haha /aplaud /clap nice! Keep up the good work but you do need to speak up a little its kinda hard to hear you over the music